Go put ‘♣’ in my ask, and I’ll answer:
 A healer
 A sword fighter
 A sorceror/sorceress
 A fist fighter
 An archer
 A damsel in distress
 Canon fodder
In our adventures I would:
 Be the one to rescue you
 Be the one getting rescued
 Always offer to pay for our drink
 Often leave you behind
 Try to seduce you at every turn
 Once upon a dream
 In our childhood
 On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
 While we were neck deep in trouble
Do I secretly love you?
 I refuse to answer this!
If you were in trouble:
 I would do my best to help you no matter what happens!
 I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
 I might help. Maybe.
 I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
 You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!
When we are alone:
 It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
 We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
 We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
 It’s in the bedroom.
Together we shall:
 Rule over all!
 Grow old and adventure together.
 Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
 Create a new kingdom all our own!
 Discover new lands!
 Conquer new lands!
 Make sweet sweet love.
And finally: We are friends.
 We are enemies.